honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

askaboutnikki:

you’re so focused & worried about loving someone & someone loving you
you forget to just love life

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*